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Gday.Joel
01-28-2007, 12:54 PM
Increasingly the small corner of the web that isn't porn and advertisments is getting filled with more and more of this shit. Hundreds of crappy images with "pwned" or "owned" plastered on them, acroynms for illiterates, "1337 Speak", eBaum's World, b3ta, unfunny "photoshopped" images, furcadia, utterly pointless and boring blogs and livejournals, "Internet celebrities" like FredrykPhox, AIM, MSN, "stfu", "pwnage", "n00b", "lol", "h4x0r", "roffle my waffle", "arguing on the Internet is like running in the special olympics". Fucking die.


Question Time!

1)do u typ e likr this!?! lol

2)Do you enjoy regularly visiting popular "humour" websites such as ebaumsworld.com and collegehumour.com?

3)Scenario: someone has called you on talking shit on an Internet forum when you obviously have no clue. Do you respond by posting something like this: http://pegasus.rutgers.edu/~bartmac/stfu.jpg?

4) Do you have a online journal that you regularly update with insightful thoughts on how much you hate your parents, how you had a shitty day at work, how things are going badly between you and your girlfriend/boyfriend, how much you hate school, etcetera?


If you answered yes to any of those then congratulations. You have won the following: my hatred.

TurdBerglar
01-28-2007, 01:19 PM
5) Do you complain about shit and not fuck off?

The Padster
01-28-2007, 01:26 PM
6) Do you spend far too much time composing detailed complaints about internet losers to your fellow losers on the internet, complete with numbered points and links to examples?

Gday.Joel
01-28-2007, 01:26 PM
It didn't take me long at all.

One more thing: Quoting Maddox or using his points in your argument should result in an instant caning.

QueenAdrock
01-28-2007, 01:27 PM
roffle my waffle?

zomg, lollerskates!

Loppfessor
01-28-2007, 05:39 PM
6) Do you spend far too much time composing detailed complaints about internet losers to your fellow losers on the internet, complete with numbered points and links to examples?

PWN3D!!

-T-
01-28-2007, 05:50 PM
If you answered yes to any of those then congratulations. You have won the following: my hatred.

You have made yourself an enemy.:mad:

KingOfPop
01-28-2007, 07:46 PM
PWN3D!!


HaHa! Yeah you tell that beyotch!

Randetica
01-29-2007, 12:01 AM
i can answer everything with a no

unless this board counts as whine out journal


never went to ebaums world and leet speak is awesome cause it's so shit

flavor flaaav

funk63
01-29-2007, 12:04 AM
evryone that uses the internet is gay

cosmo105
01-29-2007, 12:16 AM
welcome to hell.

Dorothy Wood
01-29-2007, 12:20 AM
wait, did you mean to post this in 2002?