18th Birthday Present Ideas?

[Gday.Joel]

So I had this convo with my friend on msn:

Him - i was gonna tell you an easy present to get me

Him - but then i thought nah joel will get me something fucking awesome

Him - so youd better

Me - Damn it, you like to put on the pressure, don't you

I was gonna buy him some caulk or a framed picture of me but now I gotta think of something epic. Anyone got any ideas?

[na§tee]

personalised pizza?

[Gday.Joel]

What is a personalized pizza? haha

[Pres Zount]

I guess it's a pizza that you pour your heart and soul into. Maybe you should bake him a pie?

Or you could get him what I got for my 18th.

[na§tee]

pizza that is personalised, you numpty!

i don't know. i don't know your friend :( i cannae help!

if i am stuck for present ideas (i never am) i would resort to either making or taking them out for dinner. do 18 year old boys take each other out for dinner? hmm, perhaps not.

[Gday.Joel]

What did you get for your 18th Zount?

And I got that far, that it was a pizza that is personalized. But personalized how?

And by an epic present, it doesn't need to be something proper, it just needs to be hilarious. Like caulk wrapped like a dildo.

[Pres Zount]

What did you get for your 18th Zount?


My mum gave me twenty dollars :cool:


Nobody can tell you how to personalise a pizza but YOU.

[na§tee]

Nobody can tell you how to personalise a pizza but YOU.
the man speakeths the truth.

you just need to channel some zen energy and the awesomeness will find its way into the pizza. sometimes there is too much love, though, and it will fail.

how about some russian gay porn?

[icy manipulator]

alcohol, or alcohol accesories. or something that's stupid that he'd get a laugh out of. like this chick got me a single of a song that i absolutely hate. good stuff

[Otis Driftwood]

Customary present for 18 yr olds is a blind date in a brothel. Good unclean fun to show you that your childhood days are over! :D
Or you could give him your "secret diary"! The one with the lions and tigers.

[icy manipulator]

if you do go with the ultimate pizza tho i'm your man (y)

[The Padster]

An ounce of skunk, 8g of sniff and a couple large bottles of malt whiskey. Get a hotel room, order in some hookers, and enjoy.

[Gday.Joel]

I was thinking just something mundane such as alcohol, until he said he expected something epic from me. Curse my awesome reputation!

[The Padster]

My idea's as epic as they come!

[icy manipulator]

An ounce of skunk, 8g of sniff and a couple large bottles of malt whiskey. Get a hotel room, order in some hookers, and enjoy.
hahahaha, blow's at least $350 a gram here

[Otis Driftwood]

I was thinking just something mundane such as alcohol, until he said he expected something epic from me. Curse my awesome reputation!

Hide an epic turd under his bed sheet! Or better microwave it!

[Junker]

... until he said he expected something epic from me.

This sounds quite gay.

[The Padster]

hahahaha, blow's at least $350 a gram here
No way! It's only about £40 here. Probly get 8 Gs for about £300.

[Otis Driftwood]

Going rate in Germany 90 €. Not exactly my thing though.

[The Padster]

Special occasions. (y)

[Otis Driftwood]

Or very late hours and immense drunken stupor...

[mikizee]

Did someone say toot?

We used to call coke 'put down.'

Why?

Cuz......... you put it dooownnnn!!!

Ok. That didnt really translate well on the internet.

[icy manipulator]

No way! It's only about £40 here. Probly get 8 Gs for about £300.
if you think that's bad e's are $30 each here. works out to be a least 12 pounds each:mad:

[abcdefz]

Skydiving lessons. (y)

[Otis Driftwood]

That is actually pretty popular (at least with tourists) in QL. But it's also kinda gay hanging like baby kangaroo on some skydiver dude... :D

[abcdefz]

But it's also kinda gay hanging like baby kangaroo on some skydiver dude... :D




That's why any friend of Joel's will love it.

Copping cheap feels, etc.

[icy manipulator]

fuck heights. the ultimate thing to do in queensland is to vote against daylight savings because the extra light will fade the curtains (y)

that or do something stupid at the gold coast (y)

[The Padster]

if you think that's bad e's are $30 each here. works out to be a least 12 pounds each:mad:
The fuck?! They're more like one pound each here.

[mikizee]

It evens out when you consider how cheap good quality pot is here.

[icy manipulator]

It evens out when you consider how cheap good quality pot is here.
true that. pity you dont live within driving distance of nimbin :cool:

[The Padster]

How much? It's £20 on the eighth, £130 on the ounce here.

[icy manipulator]

The fuck?! They're more like one pound each here.
they are def higher quality, but not 12 times as strong :mad:

[icy manipulator]

How much? It's £20 on the eighth, £130 on the ounce here.
$270 an oz, so about 110 pounds. half that and twice as strong if you go to nimbin. you're fucked tho if you get caught crossing the state border tho

[mikizee]

How much? It's £20 on the eighth, £130 on the ounce here.

130 quid is about $323 here. We get ounces for $200. Pounds for $2200. Thats 884 quid. And thats for v high quality hydro skunk. Big fat nuggets.

[The Padster]

Shit, that's all there is to it, I'm goin'!

[mikizee]

You know what they call quarter pounders in France?

[The Padster]

What they don't call 'em quarter pounders?

[Gday.Joel]

That's why any friend of Joel's will love it.

Copping cheap feels, etc.

I honestly can't tell if you are just joking all the time or you just don't like me.

[Gday.Joel]

This is not the Drug Thread (http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=77123) god dammit.

[abcdefz]

I honestly can't tell if you are just joking all the time or you just don't like me.



I just give you a hard time. I'll lay off until you review something again. :D

[Gday.Joel]

I saw Hannibal Rising.

[abcdefz]

Yeah. Without that, all of this wouldn't have been necessary.

[Gday.Joel]

Well it wasn't without its flaws. But I enjoyed it and saw something really good in it.

[avignon]

I don't remember what I got for my 18th birthday, but for my graduation my mom gave me 3 baby elephant statue nick-nack thingys that she got from a mail order catalog.

[The Padster]

ROYALE WI' CHEESE :D