North America needs a good war.

[SobaViolence]

not this pussy Iraq shit.

naw, we need a homegrown, all-out, balls-to-walls North American war.

i think that's the only way to solve everthing.

central and north america, ideologies versus ideologies, nationalities versus nationalities, gangs versus gangs...just bleed all the hatred out.

no bombs from 40,000 feet, no toxic gas.

good ol' close combat. destroy the government and all of society so we can rebuild it. that's the only answer. debate and elections can't solve our deeply rooted problems. self-destruction can. tabula rasa clean slate, to start again.

nothing else seems to work. not utopian socialism, no laissez-faire capitalism, not fascism, not even pure democracy.

so, anarchy.

[SobaViolence]

their McDeal menu cannot be beat.

[krs5446]

I agree. How do we start it?

[infidel]

I agree, invade and kill every living soul in the country then repopulate it with every person who lives in the south east and Texas.

[EN[i]GMA]

I think my sig says what needs to be said.

[DroppinScience]

Somehow, I completely doubt your scenario would work either.

[ASsman]

Enigma, I think your older sig was a more "sophisticated" funny. But as for this war, hell Im all for it. We should start off with a national "dance off" and see who gets served. Then we will set it up like the MLB Playoffs. Each state getting eliminated one by one. American League vs. National .. etc. Until two states stand, for a 7 game match up.

[Echewta]

We have the war on terror which we will never win but are winning and will win. Or something like that. Whatever that flip flopper said. Yea, Bush.

[yeahwho]

Originally Posted by montypgirl

Isnt it obvious...attack McDonalds.

That's the shit, let's attack McDonalds with Hot Lattes from Starbucks. The scalding Big Mac Attack!

[SobaViolence]

Originally Posted by yeahwho

The scalding Big Mac Attack!

this made my whole dumb post worthwhile.

thank you.

[drobertson420]

Originally Posted by krs5446

I agree. How do we start it?

Elect Bush
Then The New Civil War Can Begin....

[drobertson420]

Maybe all the Nations of the World should use The Half-life Death-Match as a means to solve differences.....
That would be fun...

[Monsieur Decuts]

The US and Paraguay and Costa Rica VS
Canada and Guatamala and El Salvador

It'd be like that Wrestlemania where it was Big John Stud and two midgets vs King Kong Bundy and two midgets.

It'd be so cute.

[stillill]

Originally Posted by SobaViolence

nothing else seems to work. not utopian socialism, no laissez-faire capitalism, not fascism, not even pure democracy.

so, anarchy.

When the fuck did we try pure democracy, was I asleep?

[EN[i]GMA]

Maybe sophisticated but damn, this one is funny.

[Ali]

Originally Posted by David

North America should have a civil war so we can finally beat Canada's ass. You Canucks got lucky during our first and second war of independence. It would also be a great time to take more land from Mexico and finally annex Cuba.

[DroppinScience]

Originally Posted by David

North America should have a civil war so we can finally beat Canada's ass. You Canucks got lucky during our first and second war of independence. It would also be a great time to take more land from Mexico and finally annex Cuba.

First and SECOND war of Independence?

What are you smoking, kid. There's only one 4th of July, man.

[ASsman]

Meh, sure why not. But it was more like, HEY WTF! Get out. Kinda war.

[DroppinScience]

Originally Posted by David

War of 1812.

Uh, that's not a war of Independence.

[Señor Stino]

Originally Posted by David

North America should have a civil war so we can finally beat Canada's ass. You Canucks got lucky during our first and second war of independence. It would also be a great time to take more land from Mexico and finally annex Cuba.

maybe you'd better stay out of Cuba, it was funny one time, two times is really embarrising