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Old 11-23-2006, 08:05 AM
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Default How do male porn stars get jobs?

Is there an interview process?

Do they fill out an application? (position applying for: doggy lol!)

Is there a union?

Is there a minimum cock size requirement?



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Old 11-23-2006, 08:08 AM
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Is there a minimum cock size requirement?
I suppose so.
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Old 11-23-2006, 08:13 AM
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There are ads in the local paper. Boss is most likely a former performer who wanted to pay back a little to the business that made her an indepent business woman. She'll do you while someone watches (after you did all the health checks). If you can't get it up or hold back you must go. That one boss was nice...



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Old 11-23-2006, 08:17 AM
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i assumed the interview process was to just flop it out.

why do you ask knucks



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Old 11-23-2006, 08:20 AM
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I just sorta got into it through a mutual friend.

I earn £500 an hour now.



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Old 11-23-2006, 08:24 AM
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I just sorta got into it through a mutual friend.

I earn £500 an hour now.
That's quite a bit of cash. Do you happen to know how much an hour for straight porn?



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is acrostic the word you meant to use?

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Old 11-23-2006, 08:25 AM
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I just sorta got into it through a mutual friend.

I earn £500 an hour now.
i thought that face looked familar.

ps, it was only an accident that i clicked on the gay link



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Old 11-23-2006, 08:26 AM
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Why it's aroun... oh, you're taunting me.

It was a simple taunt



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Old 11-23-2006, 08:32 AM
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Why it's aroun... oh, you're taunting me.

It was a simple taunt
straight from the simple mind of Knucks


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Old 11-23-2006, 08:34 AM
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From male porn stars to the Breakfast Club in 8 posts. You're gettin old dude...



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Old 11-23-2006, 08:38 AM
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*pops a viagra*

Do they have a pubic hairdresser or do you have to do it yourself?



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Old 11-23-2006, 09:56 AM
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A Pubic Hairdresser....hmmmm. Sounds odd.
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Old 11-23-2006, 11:30 AM
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The guys seem to start as regular actors and then they find out they can make more for porn if they have the right body. They make a lot more for male on male scenes -- especially if they're straight guys. That's what HBO said.
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Old 11-23-2006, 11:40 AM
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When I got the job they called me... I wasn't even looking for a job but they phoned me and were like "hey is this Padster? We heard from 20 different girls that you have the biggest dick in the country, how would you like to be paid £5,000 a day to have sex on camera?" At first I was kinda hesitant but they really wanted me so we worked out a contract where they don't film me and I only work with super-hot virgins.



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Old 11-23-2006, 11:55 AM
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When I got the job they called me... I wasn't even looking for a job but they phoned me and were like "hey is this Padster? We heard from 20 different girls that you have the biggest dick in the country, how would you like to be paid £5,000 a day to have sex on camera?" At first I was kinda hesitant but they really wanted me so we worked out a contract where they don't film me and I only work with super-hot virgins.
Did you hurt yourself when you falled from the bed???
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Did you hurt yourself when you falled from the bed???
Did you hurt yourself when you used bad grammar?



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Old 11-23-2006, 12:15 PM
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Did you hurt yourself when you used bad grammar?
hahahaha.......dude. I use bad grammar in all my posts. So, no. It doesnt hurt at all when I use bad grammar. I'm used to it.

EDIT: If you understand me that means it's not that bad

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Old 11-23-2006, 12:21 PM
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huuuuummmmmm.....alright.

So, a guy (the director, usually) and a woman (if you're lucky, his wife. Otherwise she's just some scag on the payroll) in their 40's or so sit behind a desk, and ask you to sit down. They get a bit of a background check, asking what your parents do, if you have any siblings or children, that sort of shit.

Then they ask if you're willing to take blood-tests, and if you use any drugs intravenous or otherwise. The next part does involve taking off your pants and shirt, so they can check out your body.

Then they ask if you have a problem getting and maintaining erections. You then have to show them your flaccid self. They make it clear that they need you to get wood on demand, and give you a minute alone to make it happen. And that's pretty much it. Thanks for coming (laaaawwwwl) down, we'll be in touch.

It follows that they don't call back this particular former child-star .



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I know for a fact that one of the criteria is being able to stay hard through different sets. I mean, with movies they always yell "cut" and you have to start again or redo stuff or try something different if it's not working. You need to be able to keep a boner through ALL of that. Uh, don't ask me how I know.



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Old 11-24-2006, 03:25 AM
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I know for a fact that one of the criteria is being able to stay hard through different sets. I mean, with movies they always yell "cut" and you have to start again or redo stuff or try something different if it's not working. You need to be able to keep a boner through ALL of that. Uh, don't ask me how I know.
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Old 11-24-2006, 03:33 AM
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hand or blow?

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You have to start as a fluffer.



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