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Ass 20 51.28%
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Old 12-17-2006, 05:15 AM
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Old 12-17-2006, 05:26 AM
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The ass is multyfunctional, tits are for babies. )
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Old 12-17-2006, 05:46 AM
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I think you should get ass for your pending operation. Might be easier to change your mind afterwards...



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Old 12-17-2006, 05:51 AM
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Lightbulb moobs.

i voted for ass, since i'm not a fan of men with bigger tits than mine.



noelle has latched onto bobby's arm and won't let go for several minutes, and he's trying to yank his arm free...
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Old 12-17-2006, 05:55 AM
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personally, I'm all about teh boobs.



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Old 12-17-2006, 05:59 AM
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i'd think you'd want them about equal, since no man wants a woman with a totally flat ass or a flat chest.

this one girl i went to law school with was so pretty. i couldn't understand why she was single. and then one day i was walking behind her. worst. ass. ever.



noelle has latched onto bobby's arm and won't let go for several minutes, and he's trying to yank his arm free...
bobby: ow, you're hurting me. you're giving me an indian burn.
noelle: that's because you're struggling.

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Somebody tell pads that the girls got one more asset...



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Old 12-17-2006, 06:03 AM
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best of both worlds



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Old 12-17-2006, 06:48 AM
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Somebody tell pads that the girls got one more asset...
Ass and tits are the only things you can use to make a snap "would I tap it" judgement the first time you see a girl.

There are two things I can think you might be talking about: the vagina, which you don't get to see/feel the first time you see a girl (at least not in the places I go out to). And the face, which no one really cares about anyway.



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Old 12-17-2006, 06:51 AM
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as long as you have cleavage, it doesn't matter which way it's facing



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Old 12-17-2006, 06:52 AM
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assNtittiesassassNtitties



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Old 12-17-2006, 06:53 AM
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Ive always been an ass guy. Its the first thing i check out when i see a hot girl. Sometimes my friends will say 'holy shit, did you see her tits??' and I'll be like 'tits?? didn't even see em. I was too busy checking out her ass!!!'

i like to squeeze them.



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Old 12-17-2006, 06:56 AM
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And the face, which no one really cares about anyway.
so you're saying that you'd pick an ugly girl with either tits or an ass over a hot chick whose tits are smaller / ass isn't as good as the ugly one? keep in mind, your friends will see you, in public, with the ugly chick.



noelle has latched onto bobby's arm and won't let go for several minutes, and he's trying to yank his arm free...
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Old 12-17-2006, 06:57 AM
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so you're saying that you'd pick an ugly girl with either tits or an ass over a hot chick whose tits are smaller / ass isn't as good as the ugly one? keep in mind, your friends will see you, in public, with the ugly chick.
you read my mind



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Old 12-17-2006, 06:57 AM
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ass for me. you can grind with an ass on the dancefloor; you can pinch an ass and slap one without getting into TOO much trouble; you can't get implants for them and fuck them up with scars or whatever.

g-strings ftw



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2 and a half hours just to get to the beach???

Your poor cunt.

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Old 12-17-2006, 07:00 AM
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i think they do have ass implants. also, you can buy underwear that add to your ass.



noelle has latched onto bobby's arm and won't let go for several minutes, and he's trying to yank his arm free...
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Old 12-17-2006, 07:03 AM
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i think they do have ass implants. also, you can buy underwear that add to your ass.
is this a joke? you can ass-implants?

just get a bit fat, get your ass bigger, loose all the other weight again and tone your ass up. end of problem.



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Old 12-17-2006, 08:04 AM
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Conversation. No doubt.



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Old 12-17-2006, 08:08 AM
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butterface!



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Old 12-17-2006, 08:53 AM
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my tits > my ass

I voted that way, too. But on the upside, my notoriously small ass has actually grown recently. Hi5.



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Old 12-17-2006, 08:59 AM
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is this a joke? you can ass-implants?
Yup. I saw a girl get butt implants on one of those surgery shows, she couldn't sit for a week. Before & After's!



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Old 12-17-2006, 09:05 AM
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ass. I love boobahs but ass always wins.



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Old 12-17-2006, 09:08 AM
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Tits. And Ass.



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Old 12-17-2006, 09:52 AM
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tits (must be real) and then eyes.



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Old 12-17-2006, 10:15 AM
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i vote for my tits. my tits are fantastic.



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Old 12-17-2006, 10:35 AM
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I voted for tits because that's the one thing I'm proud of. By the way, some of them butt implants turned out ok but some are just horrible.



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Old 12-17-2006, 01:01 PM
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booty, hands down.

boobs are fun.....but looking at a girls fine ass in jeans is heaven.



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Old 12-17-2006, 10:48 PM
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I would have thought it'd be titties hands-down, because it's a body part specific to the female. I believe it was Seinfeld who said that it's a good thing he didn't have boobs cuz he'd spend all day sitting at home playing with them. He's not as interested in asses, cuz he has an ass, that's nothing new. But titties! Oh man, titties are something new and wonderful to men.



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Old 12-17-2006, 10:55 PM
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I would have thought it'd be titties hands-down, because it's a body part specific to the female. I believe it was Seinfeld who said that it's a good thing he didn't have boobs cuz he'd spend all day sitting at home playing with them. He's not as interested in asses, cuz he has an ass, that's nothing new. But titties! Oh man, titties are something new and wonderful to men.
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Old 12-17-2006, 11:17 PM
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I prefer my boobs. They're fun and it's always enjoyable messing with the guys when you know they are trying so hard not to look at the cleavage and I just shove it in their faces even more until they finally break and I embarass the hell out of them. I am mean, but I could be worse.

For guys, I always check the face first, followed by upper body and lastly the lower half.



i'd tell them that you don't have to be anybody. because i'd know that being somebody doesn't make you anybody anyway.

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