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Old 06-26-2005, 04:19 PM
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Default men look at women the same way they look at exotic sports cars

but instead of saying, "damn, i'd really like to drive that" they say, "damn, i'd really like to fuck that"

that's the only difference
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Old 06-26-2005, 04:26 PM
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Default Re: men look at women the same way they look at exotic sports cars

BULLSHITT !!!!!!!




don't think because you think like this everyone thinks like it !!!!





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Old 06-26-2005, 05:38 PM
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Default Re: men look at women the same way they look at exotic sports cars

whenever I see a beautiful woman I think "damn, I'd really like to go shopping with her and buy her dinner and talk to her on the phone for hours in a row"
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Old 06-26-2005, 09:07 PM
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Default Re: men look at women the same way they look at exotic sports cars

I'm glad that doesn't happen to me.

But whenever I see a man I think if he'd be the one that get the penis in the ass or the other way round...it makes me wonder and wonder...



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Old 06-26-2005, 09:15 PM
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Default Re: men look at women the same way they look at exotic sports cars

i agree with Turd.



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Old 06-27-2005, 01:48 AM
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Default Re: men look at women the same way they look at exotic sports cars

yes. every single male that has ever existed since the invention of exotic sports cars has thought like that. all of them. no exceptions at all.



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Old 06-27-2005, 07:00 AM
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Default Re: men look at women the same way they look at exotic sports cars

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yes. every single male that has ever existed since the invention of exotic sports cars has thought like that. all of them. no exceptions at all.
Yeah, I'm going to have to agree. Plus, I know guys who don't care about fancy, expensive cars.
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Old 06-27-2005, 07:07 AM
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Default Re: men look at women the same way they look at exotic sports cars

A very insightful post, Turd.
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Old 06-27-2005, 07:11 AM
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Default Re: men look at women the same way they look at exotic sports cars

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but instead of saying, "damn, i'd really like to drive that" they say, "damn, i'd really like to fuck that"

that's the only difference
well i think " damn i'd love to drive that 2 and a half tons of british beef" when talking about a v8 astin martin, but thought " damn i wanna fuck that 2 and a half tons of beast"
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Old 06-27-2005, 10:29 AM
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I went shopping with 3 girls once.
sucks don't it, did they make you split up, and meet them later cause they take a long time.



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Old 06-27-2005, 10:31 AM
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Default Re: men look at women the same way they look at exotic sports cars

Some women are looked at like exotic sports cars, some are looked at like other kinds of cars. I like to think of myself as a Grand Prix but I'm probably more of a Jetta.



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Old 06-27-2005, 10:33 AM
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i look at women like they are subarus, corvettes, porsches, and chevelle ss.



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Old 06-27-2005, 10:34 AM
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Old 06-27-2005, 10:34 AM
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i shotgun a Peugeot!!



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Old 06-27-2005, 10:36 AM
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i'm probably a datsun 180B



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Old 06-27-2005, 10:38 AM
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i'm probably a datsun 180B

ppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaa!!

ohhhhh my God

i almost rofl'd.

that's ugly



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Old 06-27-2005, 10:39 AM
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ppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaa!!

ohhhhh my God

i almost rofl'd.

that's ugly
exactly.
but it's reliable and does the job.



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Old 06-27-2005, 10:40 AM
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Default Re: men look at women the same way they look at exotic sports cars

i'd say i'm a R32 GTR \m/



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Old 06-27-2005, 10:41 AM
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^nissans not bad.



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Old 06-27-2005, 10:41 AM
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Default Re: men look at women the same way they look at exotic sports cars

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exactly.
but it's reliable and does the job.
and what "job" would that be, exactly?



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Old 06-27-2005, 10:43 AM
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and what "job" would that be, exactly?
drinking petrol and transporting folks.



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Old 06-27-2005, 11:12 AM
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drinking petrol and transporting folks.
She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts.



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Old 06-27-2005, 11:14 AM
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She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts.
ooh yeah



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Old 06-27-2005, 11:18 AM
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Who's the el camino?



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Old 06-27-2005, 11:21 AM
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Women only look at women. Especially when they are not lesbians.



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Old 06-27-2005, 11:34 AM
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Women only look at women. Especially when they are not lesbians.
And we look for something wrong with them, to feel better again. Like if she is seemingly perfect, we panic until we can say "Oh! she has dry cuticles, please, she isn't that great!"



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Old 06-27-2005, 11:36 AM
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do you think women are more competitive than men in that sense?



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Old 06-27-2005, 11:40 AM
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Default Re: men look at women the same way they look at exotic sports cars

hence the pic of the guy wearing lingerie with his dick in the tailpipe of the Range Rover.



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Old 06-27-2005, 11:52 AM
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hence the pic of the guy wearing lingerie with his dick in the tailpipe of the Range Rover.
I don't get the lingerie part.



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