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Old 08-15-2005, 02:33 AM
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I used to think this was a bad thing but apparently there are chicks that dig 'em. Men are gross and balls are probably the grossest part of human anatomy. I don't get it.
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Old 08-15-2005, 02:41 AM
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Old 08-15-2005, 02:44 AM
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Why did I think you were a girl


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Old 08-15-2005, 02:44 AM
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How do you know? Did you check lots of other guys' testicles?


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Old 08-15-2005, 02:47 AM
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I know because that's what I've been told, because it's uncomfortable to wear loose underwear and because I've seen porn and because mine are bigger than 99% of the ones I've seen in them. I used to think this was a bad thing.

You thought I was a girl, Linds?

This thread title does sound like a Turd post, doesn't it?
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Old 08-15-2005, 02:49 AM
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I bet this thread will be Turdcertifed in a few hours.


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Old 08-15-2005, 02:50 AM
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You've come to the point that all you check out in porn is guys' testicles haven't you...

Ah well, to each their own.


edit: and yes, I was about to post something like "ok turd, log into your own account, this is getting old"


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Old 08-15-2005, 02:52 AM
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I think I get you confused with a girl on here I dunno who but yeaaaaahhhh sooooo....


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Old 08-15-2005, 02:54 AM
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AHAHAHAH!!!

Yes, that was exactly what I said. You hit it right on the head, smart-guy.

Unless you're blind, you can't help but see them in porn unless you're watching some girl-on-girl video. Good try though, good try.
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Old 08-15-2005, 02:55 AM
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edit: and yes, I was about to post something like "ok turd, log into your own account, this is getting old"


As soon as I hit 'submit', I knew people would think that. Sounds like one of his titles.
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Old 08-15-2005, 10:41 AM
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have you considered becoming a eunich?
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Old 08-15-2005, 11:06 AM
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You look in a book for another man's sack,
you're reaching the point where you can't turn back.


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Old 08-15-2005, 11:19 AM
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believe it or not lister, in a past life, i was, Alexander the Great's chief eunich
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Old 08-15-2005, 11:22 AM
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Do you have a large sex drive too?


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Old 08-15-2005, 11:25 AM
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Old 08-15-2005, 11:26 AM
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Its up there, but no more than your average 20 something - i think?
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Old 08-15-2005, 01:30 PM
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where the hell is that from?
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Old 08-15-2005, 07:43 PM
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where the hell is that from?
was it real hard to leave out the "what the hell" you inconsiderate fool?


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Old 08-15-2005, 07:50 PM
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no i meant it like it's been bothering me all day trying to figure it out. what song is that?
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Old 08-15-2005, 07:50 PM
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why are you fuckers all talking about me for
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Old 08-15-2005, 10:03 PM
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where the hell is that from?
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