I HAVE LARGE TESTICLES

BionicEye · #1 08-15-2005, 03:33 AM

I used to think this was a bad thing but apparently there are chicks that dig 'em. Men are gross and balls are probably the grossest part of human anatomy. I don't get it.

The Notorious LOL · #2 08-15-2005, 03:41 AM

awesome topic, dude!

Lindsey_1535 · #3 08-15-2005, 03:44 AM

Why did I think you were a girl

synch · #4 08-15-2005, 03:44 AM

How do you know? Did you check lots of other guys' testicles?

BionicEye · #5 08-15-2005, 03:47 AM

I know because that's what I've been told, because it's uncomfortable to wear loose underwear and because I've seen porn and because mine are bigger than 99% of the ones I've seen in them. I used to think this was a bad thing.

You thought I was a girl, Linds?

This thread title does sound like a Turd post, doesn't it?

Rancid_Beasties · #6 08-15-2005, 03:49 AM

I bet this thread will be Turdcertifed in a few hours.

synch · #7 08-15-2005, 03:50 AM

You've come to the point that all you check out in porn is guys' testicles haven't you...

Ah well, to each their own.

edit: and yes, I was about to post something like "ok turd, log into your own account, this is getting old"

Lindsey_1535 · #8 08-15-2005, 03:52 AM

I think I get you confused with a girl on here I dunno who but yeaaaaahhhh sooooo....

BionicEye · #9 08-15-2005, 03:54 AM

AHAHAHAH!!!

Yes, that was exactly what I said. You hit it right on the head, smart-guy.

Unless you're blind, you can't help but see them in porn unless you're watching some girl-on-girl video. Good try though, good try.

BionicEye · #10 08-15-2005, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by synch

edit: and yes, I was about to post something like "ok turd, log into your own account, this is getting old"

As soon as I hit 'submit', I knew people would think that. Sounds like one of his titles.

TonsOfFun · #11 08-15-2005, 04:12 AM

go into a very cold swimming pool every morning and masturbate 4 times a days. That'll probably tighten them for you!?!

I also kinda have this problem, which is why I know but I also have a very large penis so its all in proportion.

BionicEye · #12 08-15-2005, 04:13 AM

I don't want them to shrink! And FYI the more you ejaculate, the more your body produces.

(NOW WE ALL KNOW WHAT TONS OF FUN STANDS FOR)

TonsOfFun · #13 08-15-2005, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BionicEye

I don't want them to shrink!

So what ya bitchin about?

BionicEye · #14 08-15-2005, 04:16 AM

I'm not bitching. Read the first post again... I was asking for opinions.

TonsOfFun · #15 08-15-2005, 04:27 AM

you said you thought this was a bad thing somewhere. i don't have time to re-read, I should be working. I have a website to build.

What kind of sick mofo wants public opinions on thier balls?

Maybe you should do a poll of weight of balls and everyone can go away and weigh them, before and after sex/masturbation. And women could do the same and weigh their tits before and after.

BionicEye · #16 08-15-2005, 04:31 AM

I USED to think this was a bad things TOF. Why are you replying if its so sick? Because you thought the thread was about you, right? Maybe I should just walk up to chicks on the street ask them? That weighing idea is brilliant though. next time.

TonsOfFun · #17 08-15-2005, 04:37 AM

dude, I'm only winding you up!

i've already weighed mine in antisapation...

BionicEye · #18 08-15-2005, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonsOfFun

Maybe you should do a poll of weight of balls and everyone can go away and weigh them, before and after sex/masturbation. And women could do the same and weigh their tits before and after.

If you can weigh a part of your body separately from the rest of your body, they're certifiably large. I knew a chick with tits that weighed almost 10 pounds each. They looked like they'd weigh 50 pounds each.