if i don't touch my dick when i take a piss

[TurdBerglar]

do i still have to wash my hands?


how about it i don't wipe after a shit. do i still have to wash my hands?

[tracky]

depends if you pissed on your hands or not

[TurdBerglar]

i usually have my hands behind my head when i take a piss

[Bob]

well, how dirty is your hair? did you touch the toilet seat?

in a lot of countries people dont wash their hands after pissing, they only do it for #2. in all reality, if you keep your dick clean, it's probably not all that unsanitary to not wash your hands afterwards, i mean, your hands probably get dirtier doing other stuff in the course of a day. like if you use a public phone, or a public computer, or something. at least you know where your dick's been.

edit: i do wash my hands after peeing though. force of habit, i don't know. like it's a bad idea to wash your hands now and then anyway?

[TurdBerglar]

i use my feet to lift the toilet seat and flush the toilet. and i don't even touch my dick at all. i just pull my underwear down and let it fall out. and i usually leave the door open unless there's people haveing dinner in the kitchen do i don't even have to worry about the door knob

[open letter]

dude you should just wash your hands anyway

[TurdBerglar]

washing your hands is for only scientists and mothers

[Audio.]

how the hell will you be able to piss at the target?

[TurdBerglar]

skill

[Audio.]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

skill

I guess I will drink some five rounds this morning and see if I can do the same here.

[zorra_chiflada]

does that mean you have a small dick?
like it doesn't need support?

[TurdBerglar]

uhh no


it just dangles downward

[monkey]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

do i still have to wash my hands?


how about it i don't wipe after a shit. do i still have to wash my hands?

if you dont wipe after a shit, really, who wants to know you well enough to touch your hands?
EVER.


NEVER.

[TurdBerglar]

i like how it took 6 people to even notive that

[open letter]

i wonder just how clean all your stuff,like you ley board and mause are?

maybe you should shine of of them lights on them that shows up blood and and piss and stuff,like in CSI

[TurdBerglar]

well my whole room is probably covered in jizz


in fact if you leave something in my room for a while it's bound to get jizzed upon

[open letter]

thats jizztastic

[zorra_chiflada]

do you think, like, from all the jizz in the room, if a girl walked in there, she would just automatically fall pregnant?

[TurdBerglar]

nah


she'd just trip over my dick and i'd fuck her

[jabumbo]

i love you zorra

[Monsieur Decuts]

if i take a shower and then put on clean underwear...but i'm using my hands to touch door nobs and keyboards and shake hands and what not all day long...shouldn't I be washing my dick before I touch it?

[zorra_chiflada]

Originally Posted by jabumbo

i love you zorra

don't play with my emotions

[TurdBerglar]

yeah


play with her tits

[jabumbo]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

yeah


play with her tits

good idea

[wanton wench]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

do i still have to wash my hands?


how about it i don't wipe after a shit. do i still have to wash my hands?

wipe your ass, boy!

[The Padster]

If I didn't use my hands I'd be pissing on my feet.



whipped that shit out and aint no doubt about it
it hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage

[Knuckles]

Do you just get an automatic boner when you touch it?

[The Padster]

Originally Posted by Knuckles

Do you just get an automatic boner when you touch it?

Nope actually smoking from an early age has rendered me near-impotent. Means when I do get going it lasts longer though. Bitches love that shit.

[boys_beastie]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

if you leave something in my room for a while it's bound to get jizzed upon

HAHA!

[icy manipulator]

washing your hands proves you have a dirty cock, and in your case turd, you should be soaking them in dettol