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Old 12-12-2005, 08:28 PM
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Old 12-12-2005, 08:29 PM
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coke gives me more pleasure



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Old 12-12-2005, 08:34 PM
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umm i liked coke before that anyways.. so i wont feel weird the next time (if ever) i drink pepsi


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Old 12-12-2005, 08:36 PM
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Umm, I don't think that's what a penis looks like.


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Old 12-12-2005, 08:38 PM
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Umm, I don't think that's what a penis looks like.

i'll add that i don't think they're filled with pepsi either


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i'll add that i don't think they're filled with pepsi either
hah. I don't even drink dark soda, except for root beer.


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Old 12-12-2005, 08:42 PM
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how about a stick shift?


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Old 12-12-2005, 08:45 PM
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oy people... general shape... as in the roundness of the head. nevermind the opening for drinking. or the bottom. it's like assimilating the shape of the old school coke bottle to a female body. or something. ok, ive spent a lot of time with 20 oz cokes and pepsis and theyre starting to look like...

ah fuck it


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Old 12-12-2005, 08:45 PM
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then what do you think of the 1 liter bottles?


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Old 12-12-2005, 08:46 PM
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ive spent a lot of time with 20 oz cokes and pepsis

cool??


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Old 12-12-2005, 08:48 PM
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Ohhh, now I see what you're saying. At first I thought you were sayin the swirly things on the pepsi bottle was penis wrinkles or something.


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Old 12-12-2005, 08:50 PM
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Ohhh, now I see what you're saying. At first I thought you were sayin the swirly things on the pepsi bottle was penis wrinkles or something.
peniswrinkle!


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Old 12-12-2005, 09:31 PM
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Nothing like a good 600ml coke if ya fealin tired. Wakes me up beautifully.


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Old 12-12-2005, 10:11 PM
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wow. neither.


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Old 12-13-2005, 12:21 AM
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speaking of liquid, joe bought this rank-arse kiwi fruit juice today that looks and smells like shit. and it cost $5!


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Old 12-13-2005, 01:17 AM
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oy people... general shape... as in the roundness of the head. nevermind the opening for drinking. or the bottom. it's like assimilating the shape of the old school coke bottle to a female body. or something. ok, ive spent a lot of time with 20 oz cokes and pepsis and theyre starting to look like...

ah fuck it

sounds like you just need to get laid....like really bad


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Old 12-13-2005, 08:47 AM
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i like these bottles the most.
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:03 AM
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What if penises really were filled with pepsi or coke!? And then one day you meet a very special man who has Royal Crown, and you pray your parents never find out that he's different because they wouldn't understand.
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:07 AM
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What if penises really were filled with pepsi or coke!?
I suspect it woud be a lot easier for your average bloke to get a blow job.

Shit, if they were filled with Bailey's, I'd never get off my damn knees.


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Old 12-13-2005, 09:09 AM
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You mean they're not filled with Bailey's?
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:12 AM
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You mean they're not filled with Bailey's?
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:13 AM
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You're so romantic.
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:15 AM
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:15 AM
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Okay that was ruined.
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:17 AM
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hahahhaha.
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:21 AM
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I like the jones soda bottles
they have great photography and quirky flavours


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Old 12-13-2005, 03:19 PM
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coke FUCKER!


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That explains why Pepsi's market cap surpassed Coke's today for the first time in history!


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Old 12-13-2005, 10:35 PM
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speaking of liquid, joe bought this rank-arse kiwi fruit juice today that looks and smells like shit. and it cost $5!

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Old 12-13-2005, 10:38 PM
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hah. I don't even drink dark soda, except for root beer.


dark pops taste nasty. i don't drink any of that sugar infested crap, anyway, but if i did, it wouldn't be anything but sprite/7up, and orange.


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