Before anyone has time to bitch about Valentine's Day being a Hallmark scam - Page 2

DandyFop · #31 02-13-2006, 10:25 PM

KALIMAAA

SHOKTIDAY

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

jackrock · #32 02-13-2006, 10:58 PM

^ that always used to freak me out, when i was younger

Tzar · #33 02-13-2006, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jackrock

^ that always used to freak me out, when i was younger

ahahahaha. "when i was younger" says the 13 year old

jackrock · #34 02-13-2006, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Tzar

ahahahaha. "when i was younger" says the 13 year old

heh, that's why i italisised the ER part of youngER.

Tzar · #35 02-13-2006, 11:53 PM

oh yeah... i didn't notice.

jackrock · #36 02-13-2006, 11:55 PM

welp, back in the day, i always enjoyed a good "scary" indiana jones flick.

Medellia · #37 02-14-2006, 12:00 AM

Back on topic, Valentine's Day really does suck.

Cooky Puss · #38 02-14-2006, 04:16 AM

Valentine's does suck, but it was a BBMB valentine's thread that got me a boyfriend. So I'm not really complaining.
I love you, Beastie Boys Message Board. <3

ToucanSpam · #39 02-14-2006, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Medellia

Back on topic, Valentine's Day really does suck.

Yep. However, I'm happy with everything, so really today may not be so bad.

Leonie · #40 02-14-2006, 12:22 PM

I send a rose to a guy i dont know at my school..
A girl (who was my friend) saw it was my number that was on the note that was with the rose. And she isnt the nicest person.. she tells it to like everyone.
I havent spoke to him.. so it's pretty scary.
I so hope he doesnt think its stupid i send him the rose

DandyFop · #41 02-14-2006, 12:30 PM

I'm sure he's flattered Leonie.

I remember that rose stuff in school. I was like QUEEN of secret admirer land so I always sent out a ton. Ah, the good ol' days.

Bob · #42 02-14-2006, 12:32 PM

i remember one time back in high school, someone gave me a rose, i think. i'm not positive though. what happened was, for this particular class, we had to leave our backpacks outside in the hallway, and when the class was over and i came back to my backpack, there was a flower on mine. i figured "oh, some careless individual dropped their flower, what a klutz", and left it on the floor.

for all i know though, i could have been right. nobody ever said anything. it didn't occur to me that that flower might have actually been meant for ME until, well, about 5 minutes ago, i don't know what made me think of something that happened over 5 years ago like that.

whatever, flowers are for fags anyway

uh, no offense leonie

beastiegirrl101 · #43 02-14-2006, 12:37 PM

happy v-day everyone.

beastieangel01 · #44 02-14-2006, 12:38 PM

I'm not single, I'm happily taken and in love. I still think Valentine's Day is stupid.

cheers.

Echewta · #45 02-14-2006, 12:42 PM

I got a date with the left and the right.

cosmo105 · #46 02-14-2006, 01:11 PM

sure it's a lame holiday. but it's just another excuse for me and steger to be disgusting and give each other crap.

beastiegirrl101 · #47 02-14-2006, 01:57 PM

Just got this from one of my typical guy friends. ...

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

adam_f · #48 02-14-2006, 02:01 PM

I got a card that said happy VE-Day. Yay for victory in Europe.

cookiepuss · #49 02-14-2006, 02:16 PM

Hey everyone,

I just wanted to say.... Happy Comercialized Love day! go eat some chocolate!

BGirl · #50 02-14-2006, 02:25 PM

Happy Valentine's Day y'all

jabumbo · #51 02-14-2006, 02:41 PM

i just got invited to Italy on March 20th

beastiegirrl101 · #52 02-14-2006, 02:41 PM

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i just got invited to Italy on March 20th

I dont eat steak.

bigblu89 · #53 02-14-2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by beastiegirrl101

Just got this from one of my typical guy friends. ...

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

I've been getting this e-mail from a buddy of mine for the past 5 years on or around March 15th.

beastiegirrl101 · #54 02-14-2006, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bigblu89

I've been getting this e-mail from a buddy of mine for the past 5 years on or around March 15th.

is he gay?

cosmo105 · #55 02-14-2006, 02:58 PM

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Happy Valentine's Day y'all

that's awesome.

tracky · #56 02-14-2006, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by beastiegirrl101

I dont eat steak.

We eat the steak, you eat the sausage

beastiegirrl101 · #57 02-14-2006, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by tracky

We eat the steak, you eat the sausage

correction...tube sausage.

ASsman · #58 02-14-2006, 03:40 PM

True that. I flogging women with goat skin thongs as we speak, in the true nature of Valentines day. God I love pagans, haha is that ironic? The use of God in that sentence, good times.

Buh I don't need some commercial holiday to tell people I love them, Fuck You. And happy flogging.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentines_Day

BGirl · #59 02-14-2006, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ASsman

True that. I flogging women with goat skin thongs as we speak, in the true nature of Valentines day. God I love pagans, haha is that ironic? The use of God in that sentence, good times.

Buh I don't need some commercial holiday to tell people I love them, Fuck You. And happy flogging.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentines_Day

not flogging

"gently slapping"

"I don't know why we don't do that anymore... I guess some traditions just get lost"

paulb · #60 02-14-2006, 04:06 PM

the chic i like doesnt like me...yet.

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