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Old 06-13-2006, 12:25 AM
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good times and cheap shitty beer.

bobby and i went with a guy from work to the peacock room for $2 pabst blue ribbon beers. first pbr gets you two matchbox cars, each additional pbr gets you one car. 130 cars, two cars race at a time until there's a final winner. there's even a modified division (one car had a dime glued to it). out of 130 cars, bobby and i were randomly picked and had to race each other twice (he and i each won once, so, a draw). we made it pretty far in the finals, but we didn't win the $25 bar tab.

you get to keep all your losing cars. all of our cars (including the cars from my friend from work) are here and here. bobby won a haircut in a raffle, and i got a t-shirt at the end of the night (extra shit that needed to be given away).

i was glad when they ran out of cars so that i didn't have to drink pbr anymore.



noelle has latched onto bobby's arm and won't let go for several minutes, and he's trying to yank his arm free...
bobby: ow, you're hurting me. you're giving me an indian burn.
noelle: that's because you're struggling.


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Old 06-13-2006, 12:38 AM
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i honor you for drinking one pbr



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Old 06-13-2006, 12:41 AM
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fuck that, i drank 3.



noelle has latched onto bobby's arm and won't let go for several minutes, and he's trying to yank his arm free...
bobby: ow, you're hurting me. you're giving me an indian burn.
noelle: that's because you're struggling.

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Old 06-13-2006, 01:42 AM
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I used to get that shit when I was like 19 because it was cheap, and I remember kids mocking me for drinking it. Fast forward six years its the awesome cool kid beer.



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Old 06-13-2006, 08:35 AM
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must be a different world where you have to pay $2 for crap beer



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