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Old 03-21-2007, 05:02 PM
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this thread is for men who beef.

you know, not men who are ugly per se, but men you can imagine aggressively and selfishly shagging their partners. except it's not shagging, it's BEEFING. or PORKING. you know, the kind that will look at themselves in the mirror during the act and be like YEAHHHH BABY SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME UG UG UG UG. no, not in a hot way.

i'll start.

michael flatley is the KING of beefing. he is so beefing material that he probably sleeps with a sirloin steak wrapped around his cock. he makes me want to spew. him and his fucking greasy stocky torso and arrogant face. ugh.


HOLY SHIT I AM LAUGHING YET DYING INSIDE SO HARD.


JESUS FUCK MY STOMACH. he has so much makeup on.


THIS IS KILLING ME. GOD. perhaps this should just be a pure michael flatley thread. aahahahaha.

er. i hope you all know what i am getting on at. LET THE MEN WHO BEEF CONTINUE!


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Old 03-21-2007, 05:08 PM
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Old 03-21-2007, 05:13 PM
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Old 03-21-2007, 05:15 PM
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Old 03-21-2007, 05:17 PM
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Old 03-21-2007, 05:37 PM
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Old 03-21-2007, 05:40 PM
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lolz, QA, i thought droppin' would be a tender lover.

er, not personally. with you. of course.

while we're on the subject, some generous lovers (haha) would include eric bana, jack johnson and joaquin phoenix. basically all my crushes.

kll - so he does! that man is so homoerotic it pains me.


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Old 03-21-2007, 07:26 PM
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:36 PM
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Old 03-21-2007, 05:15 PM
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Old 03-21-2007, 05:48 PM
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oh my god, that;s paul in about 10 years! paul you're the man, man


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Old 03-21-2007, 05:50 PM
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oh my god, that;s paul in about 10 years! paul you're the man, man
10 years?

it's like him now.

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Old 03-21-2007, 06:10 PM
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i dont think i can think of a better example of a beefer than mister flatley.


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Old 03-21-2007, 06:16 PM
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:53 PM
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^i actually see Norm as the kind of guy that'd be really tender and gentle in the sack.


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Old 03-22-2007, 12:24 AM
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AHAHAH YES!!! CHECK THE NEW SIG! Btw, I still have that screen capture.

George Wendt (Norm) seemed like the least likely guy. I had to throw him in there. I'm trying to turn him into an internet meme but I don't think he'll be as popular as Matlock.


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Saget would be into some weird shit. poo and stuff.


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Old 03-22-2007, 01:23 AM
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This thread is vile

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Old 03-22-2007, 04:12 AM
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pres (#68), your mum is a LIAR. she loves 'er a bit of michael flatley in tight silver trousers. do not believe her.

ET, YES YES YES! lars ulrich is a TOTAL beefer. you're onto one there.

imagine those hands all over you! errrgghhhh:



ahahaha. FIERCE!



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Old 03-22-2007, 04:51 AM
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i gotta say:



the slicked back hair makes him beef.


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Old 03-22-2007, 05:17 AM
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beefer extraordinaire!


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Old 03-22-2007, 05:25 AM
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he'd beef you and then blame it on the jews



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