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Old 06-27-2008, 03:47 PM
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I don't plan on doing any more work today. My boss has left for a weeks vacation and there's nothing pressing that has to be done right now.

So I'm just going to sit here
surf the net
get excited about meeting up with BA01 tonight
and fantasize about
getting finger banged by a hot Canadian man...or woman. heh. or both. at the same time.

all day long I dream of SEX!


la ti da....what are you guys going to do all afternoon?


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Old 06-27-2008, 03:53 PM
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Fingerbang bang bang.
Fingerbang bang bang bang bang.
I'm gunna fingerbang, bang you into my life.
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright.
Cuz' I'm the king of fingerbang, yea, that's right.
I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night.

And, girl you know that you're the only girl for me,girl.
Girl, you're the girl of my fantasies, you're my girl.
You're my girl, my girl.

Fingerbang, bang, bang, bang, bang...

Fingerbang bang bang bang bang.
I'm gunna fingerbang, bang you into my life.
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright.
Cuz' I'm the king of fingerbang, yea, that's right .
I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night.


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Bob: i call it a minge sack

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Old 06-27-2008, 08:46 PM
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Fingerbang bang bang.
Fingerbang bang bang bang bang.
I'm gunna fingerbang, bang you into my life.
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright.
Cuz' I'm the king of fingerbang, yea, that's right.
I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night.

And, girl you know that you're the only girl for me,girl.
Girl, you're the girl of my fantasies, you're my girl.
You're my girl, my girl.

Fingerbang, bang, bang, bang, bang...

Fingerbang bang bang bang bang.
I'm gunna fingerbang, bang you into my life.
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright.
Cuz' I'm the king of fingerbang, yea, that's right .
I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night.
that started playing in my head as soon as i read the thread title!


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"Absolutely."
"It usually starts with a 'Holla!' and ends with a creamsicle."
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:22 PM
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Sheeit you ladies of the board lately have been horned.

Must be the weather.

Why think about getting finger banged when it could be replaced with a penis?


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boning.
your mom,
amongst the azalea bushes.

the wind cuts through the brush like a pencil-dick.
teardrops on my ballsack.

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Old 06-27-2008, 10:39 PM
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because sometimes a fingerbang in the closet at work is a nice thing


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Old 06-27-2008, 10:49 PM
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Touche.


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boning.
your mom,
amongst the azalea bushes.

the wind cuts through the brush like a pencil-dick.
teardrops on my ballsack.

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Old 06-27-2008, 03:53 PM
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It's almost midnight here.


well, that's just awesome then

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Old 06-27-2008, 06:53 PM
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BA01 isn't canadian?


I've got 15 minutes left of work, then I'm gonna go home and eat some delicious foods. and then I might just sit around doing nothing. but I know my roommate wants to party. I've been drunk the past two nights though, and I feel like I need a break. I would like to blaze and play cards...but I can never get people coordinated to do that. the cards part, not the blazing.

meh, I'll probably just drink a red bull and drag the roommate to a show. but that means I have to wear a cool outfit. ANNOYING!


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Old 06-28-2008, 01:03 PM
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I don't plan on doing any more work today. My boss has left for a weeks vacation and there's nothing pressing that has to be done right now.

So I'm just going to sit here
surf the net
get excited about meeting up with BA01 tonight
and fantasize about
getting finger banged by a hot Canadian man...or woman. heh. or both. at the same time.

all day long I dream of SEX!


la ti da....what are you guys going to do all afternoon?


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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 06-28-2008, 01:55 PM
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ive never fingerbanged someone correctly.
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Old 06-28-2008, 08:05 PM
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ive never fingerbanged someone correctly.


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Old 06-28-2008, 08:07 PM
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ive never fingerbanged someone correctly.
it's easy really.keep practising


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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 06-28-2008, 09:56 PM
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So, uh, what happened? Anything?


I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing.
Nice guy? I don't give a shit.
Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids.

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